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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a singing Laptop?","punchline":"A Dell","id":7}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?","punchline":"She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.","id":158}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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