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Kelvin McKnight Jr. is an American gridiron football wide receiver for the Rhein Fire of the European League of Football (ELF). He played college football at Samford. He played for the Denver Broncos and New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL) and Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League (CFL).
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with two legs?","punchline":"Lean beef.","id":196}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Logan's World","displaytitle":"Logan's World","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6666875","titles":{"canonical":"Logan's_World","normalized":"Logan's World","display":"Logan's World"},"pageid":18312637,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Logans_world.JPG","width":243,"height":411},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Logans_world.JPG","width":243,"height":411},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282902862","tid":"c68a33d9-0c79-11f0-9530-41461772fd60","timestamp":"2025-03-29T08:42:41Z","description":"1977 novel by William F. Nolan","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan's_World","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan's_World?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan's_World?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Logan's_World"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan's_World","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Logan's_World","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan's_World?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Logan's_World"}},"extract":"Logan's World (1977) is a science fiction novel by William F. Nolan. It is a sequel to Logan's Run (1967), written by Nolan and George Clayton Johnson.","extract_html":"
Logan's World (1977) is a science fiction novel by William F. Nolan. It is a sequel to Logan's Run (1967), written by Nolan and George Clayton Johnson.
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