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{"type":"general","setup":"How many lips does a flower have?","punchline":"Tulips","id":8}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pirates not know the alphabet?","punchline":"They always get stuck at \"C\".","id":349}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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