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Hanumanthanagar is a locality in Bannimantap, a suburb of Mysore coming on the Northern side of the city. It is part of Mysore district in Karnataka state of India. Hanumanth Nagar is famous for the Jumbo Savari with the golden Howdah, a part of Mysore Dasara, which marks an end of the procession in Bannimantap via Highway Circle of Hanumanth Nagar.
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Alan Muraoka is a Japanese American actor and director who plays Alan, the current owner of Hooper's Store, on the television show Sesame Street since 1998. He currently serves on the board of directors at the Bayard Rustin Center for Social Justice, an LGBTQIA safe-space, community activist center, and educational bridge dedicated to honoring Bayard Rustin through their mission and good works.
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