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Jim Tavaré is a British stand-up comedian, actor, and musician. He is best known for his work on The Sketch Show on ITV, which won a BAFTA award. He played the role of Tom in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and has appeared in several music videos, including Roots Manuva's \"Too Cold\", McFly's \"It's All About You\", Phoenix Foundation's \"Thames Soup\", and Letlive's \"Banshee\".
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