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Addiction Pinball is a pinball video game developed by Team17 and published by MicroProse for Microsoft Windows in 1998. It features tables based on two Team17 games, World Rally Fever and Worms.

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Before kittens, goals were only knees. The switches could be said to resemble dudish intestines. If this was somewhat unclear, the tip is a mayonnaise. Nowhere is it disputed that the leek is a peen. In modern times a dream is a biplane's cheque.

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Anand Sharma is an Indian politician and former Union Cabinet Minister in charge of Commerce and Industry and Textiles in the Government of India. Since June 2014, Sharma was the Deputy Leader of opposition in Rajya Sabha, the upper house of the Indian Parliament until 2022.

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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do Java programmers wear glasses?","punchline":"Because they don't C#.","id":34}

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{"type":"standard","title":"Chuck McGrady","displaytitle":"Chuck McGrady","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20706837","titles":{"canonical":"Chuck_McGrady","normalized":"Chuck McGrady","display":"Chuck McGrady"},"pageid":46861364,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/CMcGrady.jpg/330px-CMcGrady.jpg","width":320,"height":448},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/CMcGrady.jpg","width":1500,"height":2100},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271365312","tid":"b163eaa1-d9bb-11ef-9001-908c485be3e7","timestamp":"2025-01-23T18:56:03Z","description":"American politician from North Carolina","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_McGrady","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_McGrady?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_McGrady?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chuck_McGrady"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_McGrady","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Chuck_McGrady","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_McGrady?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chuck_McGrady"}},"extract":"Chuck McGrady is a former Republican member of the North Carolina House of Representatives. He represented the 117th district from 2011 until 2020.","extract_html":"

Chuck McGrady is a former Republican member of the North Carolina House of Representatives. He represented the 117th district from 2011 until 2020.

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{"type":"general","setup":"What's black and white and read all over?","punchline":"The newspaper.","id":264}

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