{"type":"general","setup":"What is a witch's favorite subject in school?","punchline":"Spelling!","id":242}
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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's a computer's favorite snack?","punchline":"Microchips.","id":423}
{"type":"standard","title":"Javan pied myna","displaytitle":"Javan pied myna","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q31874696","titles":{"canonical":"Javan_pied_myna","normalized":"Javan pied myna","display":"Javan pied myna"},"pageid":68337484,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/be/Pied_myna_%28Gracupica_contra%29_on_feeder%2C_Gembira_Loka_Zoo%2C_Yogyakarta%2C_2015-03-15.jpg/330px-Pied_myna_%28Gracupica_contra%29_on_feeder%2C_Gembira_Loka_Zoo%2C_Yogyakarta%2C_2015-03-15.jpg","width":320,"height":215},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Pied_myna_%28Gracupica_contra%29_on_feeder%2C_Gembira_Loka_Zoo%2C_Yogyakarta%2C_2015-03-15.jpg","width":1444,"height":970},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1241756318","tid":"ae4e91cc-60e3-11ef-8ca0-e40aec36e847","timestamp":"2024-08-23T00:07:27Z","description":"Species of bird","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javan_pied_myna","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javan_pied_myna?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javan_pied_myna?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Javan_pied_myna"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javan_pied_myna","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Javan_pied_myna","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javan_pied_myna?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Javan_pied_myna"}},"extract":"The Javan pied myna is a species of starling in the family Sturnidae. Its Indonesian name is jalak suren. Its plumage is black and white, with a black collar. It was found in most of Java and Bali and formerly in southern Sumatra. Due to mass collection for the illegal wildlife trade and heavy pesticide use in the agricultural lands it used for feeding, it is now feared to be extinct in the wild.","extract_html":"
The Javan pied myna is a species of starling in the family Sturnidae. Its Indonesian name is jalak suren. Its plumage is black and white, with a black collar. It was found in most of Java and Bali and formerly in southern Sumatra. Due to mass collection for the illegal wildlife trade and heavy pesticide use in the agricultural lands it used for feeding, it is now feared to be extinct in the wild.
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{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?","punchline":"Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.","id":351}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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