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Innocence of Memories is a 2015 British documentary film written and directed by Grant Gee. Inspired by Orhan Pamuk's 2008 novel The Museum of Innocence, it premiered at the 72nd edition of the Venice Film Festival, being screened as a special event in the Venice Days section.
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