{"type":"general","setup":"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?","punchline":"1 or 2? 1... or 2?","id":141}
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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?","punchline":"Dunno, they're just a bit shady.","id":352}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
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Paul Kipkemoi Chelimo is a Kenyan born American track and field athlete. He is the 2016 Olympic silver medalist and the 2020 Olympic bronze medalist in the 5000 meters and is known for his success at the highest level of athletics and controversial racing tactics.
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