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Villa Faraldi is a comune (municipality) in the Province of Imperia in the Italian region Liguria, located about 80 kilometres (50 mi) southwest of Genoa and about 10 kilometres (6 mi) northeast of Imperia. As of 31 December 2004, it had a population of 466 and an area of 9.6 square kilometres (3.7 sq mi).
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Nanxiashu station is a station of Line 1 of the Changzhou Metro, and the southern terminus of the line. It takes about 1 hour to the northern terminus Forest Park station. It started operations on 21 September 2019. 4 exits are available.
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The Congress of New Caledonia, a \"territorial congress\", is the legislature of New Caledonia. The congress is headquartered at 1 Boulevard Vauban in downtown Noumea. Local media in New Caledonia refer to the congress as \"boulevard Vauban\" when referencing it.
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